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Here are some short and funny messages to send to friends, family, or colleagues.  These are also great for text messages.

• Happy Birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.
• To the nation’s best kept secret; Your true age.
• Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!
• Money’s tight
  Times are hard
  Here’s you friggin birthday card
• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
• Better to be over the hill than burried under it.
• You are only as old as you act.
• So many candles… so little cake.
• Happy Birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you smell like a monkey, and you look like one too.
• We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• Happy Birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.
• You’re another year older and another year wiser
  So put your brain to work
  And figure out there ain’t no gift for you.
• Two tips on your birthday:
  1) Forget the past, you can’t change it.
  2) Forget the present, I didn’t get you one.
• Some words of wisdom for your birthday, “Smile while you still have teeth!”
• Happy Birthday you old fart.
• Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
• Another year, another new place thet aches.
• One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
• The only reason you hate your birthday is because people give you odd gifts, scary cards with weird messages in them, and because you’re getting older. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
• It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.
• With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)
• I was trying to think of what to get you for your birthday but nothing came to mind.
• You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. (written in real small text)